THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION....Ok so I just got out of the containment center and what I was about to say was about UPSIDE DOWN TOMATERS. Supposedly they grow they grow better that way says mums gardening Idol, Xanthe White... Me, I always thought Nanny was her gardening idol.
OH WELL ON WITH THE SHOW Mr.Braithwaite or your show gets..... CANNED
*DUN DUN DUUUNNN*.
Ok, in the garden we have planted sweet peppers and corn and tomatoes, the average garden, right.. BUT WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL ABOUT THE A-
NOT AGAIN ALRIGHT YOUR COMIN' WITH US MR.BRAITHWAITE
QUICK! EXECUTIVE TYPING MACHINE robot-monkey-tron-X3320 CONTINUE THE BLOG FOR ME....AHHHH (Braithwaite gets dragged away)
*POSH METALLIC VOICE* all right Ol' chap right anyway then, what he was about to say is that we had a alien spaceship crash land in our VERY own backyard and while Wildcard was working away on this infernal machine. He is staying with us in the garden, he EVEN broke a few pots so he was lucky we didn't chuck im' out of the yard, anyway he has a raygun.. but the alien has a very funny hairdo, 'tis all tentacaly and PURPLE. EUGH I know right?
NEWS BULLETIN: IN SOME VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT NEWS THE BEAN CAVE HAS STARTED TO SPROUT ITS TINY LEAFY THINGIES AND IS GOING TO GROW TO SUBSTANTIAL HEIGHT In other not so important news an alien spaceship has crash landed in to the ground yes that's right the GROUND and is being repaired by local mad scientist robot enthusiast WILDCARD yes that's right the man we all think is well MAD *Other reporter* OOH OOH dont forget CRAZY AND LOONEY!
THIS IS ROBOT-MONKEY-TRON-X3320 SIGNING OUT BEEEP BEEEP BOOP BOPPITY BOOP *BEW* OH I ALMOST FORGOT I HAVE TO SAY THIS IN FIVE SECONDS OR ILL BLOWUP IS THAT HERE'S SOME CONFIDENTIAL GARDENING PLANS WE SMUGGLED OUT OF THE GREAT HERBOBAPLIS's PLACE LAST NIGHT- they are even doing maths when they are gardening!!!!... *BAMMMMMM* *EXPLOSION SOUNDS AND STUFF* 
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