ZOMBIE BOB THE FIRST CHARACTER IN OUR FOOD TRUCK COMIC
Here's a little blurb about his personality and traits and even what he likes and doesn't like about being among the living...
Personality: Well UMmMmm I think'z im am very funny and umm Pretty nice
Passion: Cooking....
Party trick: detach my arm and use it to pick drinks up from far away.
Things you like about your truck: ITS BADASS LEATHER DRIVING SEAT THAT I GOT GIVEN FROM the library for some reason they wanted me to take what ever I wanted. That was what I wanted- it is awesome
Things you dont like about living people: The fact that EVERY ONE thinks im going to eat their brains - they think my pink buns I make are covered with brain icing.... so stereotypical!
I noticed you have a thick metal disk around your neck wha'ts that for? Umm..Err this is a bit embarrassing I thought you wouldn't notice Hehe... its to keep my head inplace so it doesn't fall in the deep FRYER OKAY!?
Zombie Bob's Pulled Pork Buns
You need:a big pork shoulder roast with a bone (that makes your dog happy)
a roasting pan
brine
dry spice rub
a bowl
buns
coleslaw
Brine
4 cups of water
1/4 apple cider vinegar (or apple juice)
1/4 cup of salt
2 tblsp of the dry spice rub
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 bay leaves
Dry Spice Rub
1 tablespoon of each of these: cumin, chili powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper, onion powder, paprika and 1/2 cup of brown sugar
How you do it
You mix up the brine and pour it into the bag with the pork. Leave it over night in the fridge. |
Then put the pork in a roasting pan and get the spice rub. |
This is a WEIRD part- rub the spices into the meat- like really MASSAGE it and get it in all the little spaces. |
When it's cooked it looks like this. Pull off any of the crispy fat. |
Now for the pull apart part. Use 2 forks and pull all the meat off the bone and save the juice. Pour the juice over top of the meat. Give the bone to your dog. |
Zombie Bob likes to add some veggies (his mum says this is important) so put some coleslaw on the bun and have some celery and carrot sticks. |
Eat it quick before Zombie Bob's friends remember they really wanted human brains! |
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