SALUTATIONS folllowers.

WELCOME BACK everyone to another term of blogyness ( TIS A REAL WORD I TELLS YA ) Mum and I are working incredibly hard on our costumes for the Steam-punk Festival and we will have a photoshoot before we leave with our finished costumes and gizmos. 

*KAPOW*

This is your superior DrEVILTOPHAT and I will be your host for the next month.
So relax...

*Moaning sounds* SET STUN *ZAP* OOOF 

I'm so sorry about that, we had a minor... Umm... occurrence.... with previous blogger...

* Put him into a coma- NOW!

I,  DrEviltophat will be taking over this blog for the next 4 weeks. Please be advised this Theo Braithwaite will be on extended leave- if you need to contact him, well... contact someone else! HAHAHA 

I am in the southern hemisphere preparing to attend the annual Steam-punk Festival in the provincial town of Oamaru. Yes this is correct. It is a gathering of steam and anachronistic technology minded citizens with a sense of pseudo Victorian style. This year promises to be a big bash with Fire shows Fire breathers, Fireworks, EVEN explosions, AND DANCING, FASHION, LECTURES, STORY TIME

*Bam* DID SUMWON SAY STOWY TWIME???

Yes Bam I said story time.You may be wondering why the dog is speaking the common tongue english. It is simply because I built a dog translator.

 

I hope to meet up again with my accomplice Rufina Haggart- Scottish spinster and rogue mathematician. Please stay tuned to the blog this month as I will be sharing chapters of my auto biography SUCH AS: Chapter 34: How DrEviltophat DEFEATED THEE SAMOAN POLTERGEIST BOAR (just to make things more interesting) and Chapter 78: Where the hells bells did my trigger finger go? Nobody KNOWS - maybe it fell in someone's alms bowl or maybe it was taken aloft after it was attacked by a sea crow *nasty beasts- almost deserve extinction*

I am quite amazed about the skills of my new monkey projectionist

and I shall use this blog to host my very own MOVING AROUND PICTURES FILM FESTIVAL

We are proud to present our first film * THE Gentlemen's DUEL*for your pleasure.

Go buy some overly priced Mayan popping-corn while the monkey gets the steam projector ready.

Sit back and wish you had adventures like me!

THE GENTLEMEN'S DUEL